“DIE HERETIC!”
A man was walking across a bridge one day and saw another man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So he ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!”
“Why shouldn’t I?” the man on the bridge said.
“Well, there’s so much to live for!”
“Like what?”
“Well… are you religious?”
“Yes.”
“Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?”
“Christian.”
“Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
“Protestant.”
“Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
“Baptist.”
“Wow! Me too! Are you Independent Baptist or a Convention Baptist?”
“An Independent Baptist!”
“Me too! Are you an original Independent Baptist, or are you a reformed Independent Baptist?”
“Original!”
“Me too! Are you a Universal Church, Independent Baptist, or a Baptist Bride Local Church Only ?”
“A Universal Baptist!”
“Die, Heretic!!!”