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WHY I NEVER WILL MARRY

       (The philosophy of many)

 

 

 

 

 

 

By Ken Blue

I’ll never marry because of the divorce rate.

Divorces’ are messy, ending in probate.

I’ll shop around before it’s too late,

And find me a compatible mate.

 

We don’t need a license to live as two.

We’ll live together as many folks do.

No silly vows to love, or be true,

And when we’re bored, we’ll just say “we’re through.”

 

Without commitment, we do as we please.

It’s freedom we enjoy that keeps us at ease.

We don’t care what the world thinks, or it sees.

Its 2013, not those old 50’s.

 

There will be no kids to keep us tied down.

Children are shackles that keep one bound.

Chlamydia, Syphilis, Herpes, from sleeping around,

Hold no fear for me, I’ll medicate, and I will rebound.

 

 So, I’ll never marry, regardless of God’s plan,

That marriage consist of one woman and a man.

That outdated idea, they should ban,

And change those old laws throughout the land.

 

If there is a God, don’t be preaching to me.

It’s my life, and I’ll live it as I please; See?

I never will marry, `cause I love being free.

So, if there is a judgment, then I’ll pay my fee.

(Yes, you’ll pay it now with your health, and later with your soul) 

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