I’M A MESS I GUESS

 

 

 

 

 

 

By Ken Blue

I take little pills to help me sleep at the night,

I take annother one; it keeps my cholesterol right.

Then there’s one for respiratory congestion,

Another one is to curb acid indigestion.  

There is a sinus spray that I spray up my nose,

And there is a foot spray that is called Doctor Scholls.^©

An aspirin and blood thinners help my blood flow,

Milk of Magnesia^© makes it easy as I go.

I have a calorie card to count my intake,

Each night I take a pill for an enlarged prostate.

I have been told to use eye drops three times a day,

Cortisone help keep my psoriasis at bay.

I chew Papaya pills to get needed enzymes,

I just took a pain pill for the pain in my spine.

My bones ache and creak, so I apply Icy Hot,^© 

Come to think of it…I think it’s time for my flu shot.

You say I should be thankful; you are right, I guess,

If the Lord didn’t provide, I’d really be a mess.