By Ken Blue
I take little pills to help me sleep at the night,
I take annother one; it keeps my cholesterol right.
Then there’s one for respiratory congestion,
Another one is to curb acid indigestion.
There is a sinus spray that I spray up my nose,
And there is a foot spray that is called Doctor Scholls.©
An aspirin and blood thinners help my blood flow,
Milk of Magnesia© makes it easy as I go.
I have a calorie card to count my intake,
Each night I take a pill for an enlarged prostate.
I have been told to use eye drops three times a day,
Cortisone help keep my psoriasis at bay.
I chew Papaya pills to get needed enzymes,
I just took a pain pill for the pain in my spine.
My bones ache and creak, so I apply Icy Hot,©
Come to think of it…I think it’s time for my flu shot.
You say I should be thankful; you are right, I guess,
If the Lord didn’t provide, I’d really be a mess.
Pastor Ken Blue was born in Boswell, Ark. In 1955 he accepted Christ as his Savior. He and his wife Joyce were married in 1955. They have 5 children. He graduated from Midwestern Baptist Bible College in 1969 and started the Open Door Baptist Church in Lynnwood, Wa. where he pastored for 39 years. Because of health issues (ALS) he was forced to resign as pastor. It is his desire to continue to be used of God to help pastors and believers through this ministry.
I LOVE IT!! I understand it and I definitely relate to it. God bless you, Pastor Blue.
Thanks for the laugh Pastor! I think any of us that are over 55 understand some of this and I am sure we have more to look forward too. Really funny!
One more pill everyone needs is the “Gos-pill” (Lester Roloff)
Hi Pastor, Thanks for the laugh! I can relate to that, although I am not close to your age yet :)…I sooo look forward to that day when there will be no more pain and suffering!
We miss you and Mrs. Blue. We are so blessed to belong to the church that you founded! I’d like to ask for your mailing address if it’s fine with you. my email: [email protected]. Take care always!
Took that one long ago. One will do it!
God bless you and your family, Raydine
Thank you very much
The Gos- pill yes I got that one <3 So glad someday we will all be amazingly healthy just the way God wants us- until then laughter helps the medicine goes down– God bless you <3