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YOU GOTTA LOVE THOSE BAPTIST

December 5, 2009 by Ken Blue 4 Comments

By Ken Blue

On the lighter side

An outlaw was pulling of a train robbery. He went from passenger to passenger demanding they put their money and jewelry in the bag. He came to one passenger who said, “Oh, sir, please don’t take my money, I’m just a poor Baptist preacher.” The outlaw stuck out his hand to shake and said, “Put ‘er there partner, I’m a Baptist myself.”

*Baptist Cowboy*

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”

The cowboy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.”

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. “Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,“ he explains, “It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.”

“Hasn’t affected my brothers though.”

Ken Blue

Pastor Ken Blue was born in Boswell, Ark. In 1955 he accepted Christ as his Savior. He and his wife Joyce were married in 1955. They have 5 children. He graduated from Midwestern Baptist Bible College in 1969 and started the Open Door Baptist Church in Lynnwood, Wa. where he pastored for 39 years. Because of health issues (ALS) he was forced to resign as pastor. It is his desire to continue to be used of God to help pastors and believers through this ministry.

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About Ken Blue

Pastor Ken Blue was born in Boswell, Ark. In 1955 he accepted Christ as his Savior. He and his wife Joyce were married in 1955. They have 5 children. He graduated from Midwestern Baptist Bible College in 1969 and started the Open Door Baptist Church in Lynnwood, Wa. where he pastored for 39 years. Because of health issues (ALS) he was forced to resign as pastor. It is his desire to continue to be used of God to help pastors and believers through this ministry.

Comments

  1. Joel Hudson says

    December 5, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    This cracked me up.

  2. Sammy Tabuena says

    December 6, 2009 at 12:28 am

    Can’t stop laughing! Well, that’s really the way some Baptist church members think.

  3. Bevans Welder says

    December 12, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    Never take just one Baptist fishing with you; he’ll drink all your beer!

  4. Jermaine says

    April 29, 2013 at 10:09 am

    Hi, I read your blogs daily. Your writing style is
    awesome, keep up the good work!

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